Would you like to meet Venom here in a dark alley all alone? Of course you would, me too! He may look like a tough guy but inside he’s a real softy who loves his fur impaired parents and lives for cuddles and chow time!

Of course if you’re thinking about hurting his mum or dad you’re probably going to have a bad day. Maybe not as bad a day as you would have if Venom was a Chihuahua, those lil’ guys are the Piranhas of the park. But it’s probably best if you show his parents some respect so you don’t have to explain to your wife why you can no longer father children.